Saturday

Prison Population, Etc Etc Etc....

This morning,I was lucky enough to get a few minutes interview with the world most famous political & economy strategist, guru & adviser to the most powerful governments & global industrialists, Sir Philleep Pumpa-Tube. I caught up with him just as he was stamping out his $80 Cohiba Cigar on the tarmac before boarding his Lear Jet heading to Switzerland to collect the 2007 Noble prize for his inhumanitarian contribution and advise on how to write off Africa without the loss of any oil,mineral,precious metals & diamond extraction rights. I only have 30 seconds he said, so can you just get on with it & tell me what you'd like my opinion on?? yes yes yes I said, just want your views about several important issues that are on minds of ordinary people......Get on with it he interrupted.....Ok Ok...., the recent overcrowded prison issue,high interest rate,rise in the national debt, inflation, environmental issues,rise in the price of milk, bread & water, health care & hospital closures, massive increases in the Gas & Electricity prices,high property prices making it impossible for young people to get on the property ladder, increases in train & air travel tickets, costs of wars just to name a few & i wondered what is you view about all that Sir Phileep!???? Sir Phileep Pumpa-Tube, the most renowned & respected politician in the world pondered for a few seconds, deep in thoughts, really deep in thoughts & then he said: Son! take a picture!!! I can summarise all the answers to all your questions & concerns in one "pose" to show you all how much we really care, take a picture son, this is my message to your readers & viewers internationally:

Now get off, I'm running late!

5 comments:

David Toyne said...

I wondered why he never returns my calls ;o)

richard said...

There are some serious innacuracies in this post. Probably worst of all.. Switzerland has not, and has never had, absolutely anything to do with the Noble prize

richard said...

.. or even the Nobel prize.

Johnny said...

Dear Richard, This was a secret that no one knew about!!! The Secret Nobel & Noble prizes for the Nobles deserving of a Nobel by the Swiss Nobbling Nobles!!! but hey...lets keep it a secret. Thanks a Noble bunch....& by the way....Some nice pics!

Johnny said...

& good job I'm Apolititacl & love the Swiss.